I don't normally go to current events, but these (courtesy of Calculated Risk) were so good I had to share:
I went to an ATM today, and it asked to borrow a twenty till next week.
I went to fill up my gas tank and I couldn't decide between leveraged and unleveraged.
Went to Best Buy to get a toaster and they gave me a free bank with purchase
and my favorite:
Q: How do you define optimism?
A: A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday
Part of happiness is seeing the humor in things -- you can still be happy, can't you?
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